SMELLS LIKE LARGELY INVISIBLE.

Who are you again?

The only thing worse that being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1 my older sibling and #2 my dumb parents. And, I haven’t even gotten to the part about the crybaby of the family. Ay caramba!

Purple Haze (Grape) Scented

Net Weight: 10 oz.

Burn Time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.